We discovered this liquid silk at Sugar Pearl’s Cafe in Syracuse, N.Y., where the coffee is expertly strained as it is poured into the cup. It’s a few pennies more than our everyday bottomless cup o’joe, but you can be sure that you won’t be sucking grinds out of the bottom of this one.

Yep, inspired by our pal Lucy we imported a Dutch Girl to make this sweet sensation (it was cheaper than importing chocolate all the time). It’s creamy, chocolaty and great for those cold winter days; or after spending time with those cold hearted people we sometimes run into. And Clyde says you can have as many marshmallows as you like.

Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana, or Mint Chocolate Chip. This is the real deal. Made with homemade ice cream and the finest make-believe ingredients we can afford. In honor of that famous clumsy waitress Vera, we even give you that extra bit that dropped on the way to your table. Beware the brain freeze.

Or…….you could have had a V-8.

Bottomless cup.

It does a body good.

All soft drinks (seeing how they’re all virtual anyway) are refilled for free. If you can think of a kind of soft drink, we can pretend to serve it to you.

Sometimes you just want to think you’re eating healthy. So we took a good ole favorite and did our best. Yes, we know Brown Rice may not be the most tasty but it is a healthier choice. And with all the butter ‘n sugar in this favorite you won’t taste the difference. Actually you won’t taste it anyway since you’re donating it to help feed the hungry.

They say it’s your birthday! Well today is someone’s birthday. And you have no idea what to give them? How about a cupcake? It’s cheap. It’s the batter from carrot cake, chocolate cake, and vanilla cake all mixed together topped with whatever kinda frosting you like, sprinkles, red hots and a big ole candle. And let us know who the cupcake is for; we’ll let them know of your kindness.

Now you can have your cake and DONATE it too! Order up this specialty cake in honor of that special person’s special occasion. You can have chocolate, red velvet, carrot, banana, plain old boring yellow, marble, strawberry, pistachio, whatever you can think of. Then we’ll top it with buttercream, cream cheese, whipped cream, merengue, marshmallow, fruit….oh heck, use your imagination (it’s not real!) Once you order it, you can go to our “Keep in Touch” tab, give us all the details (cake flavor you like, frosting, etc. Don’t forget about including THEIR email address in the comment), and we will send a special birthday notification to your special someone. Give a generous gift that will fill everybody up.

Debbie’s favorite! This pie is SO good that you are gonna want more than one piece…and the lattice crust-work Clyde does is a work of art! For these reasons, we are giving you an entire pie for yourself. Don’t worry about blueberry pie thighs…you Don’t EAT it anyway!

Move over NY; this is Clyde Style Cheesecake. There’s so much cream cheese in this cake that we bought stock in that company down in Philadephia. But don’t worry; all dividends will go to feeding the hungry. And you won’t go hungry eating this 5″ high piece of pie. Oh wait, you will; after all you donated it!

Unlike those other diners we really will serve you up a platter of assorted cakes and pies. After all, if you’re gonna advertise something and then bring out one piece that’s hardly what we consider assorted. You’ll get a piece of strawberry shortcake, carrot cake, cheesecake, boston creme pie, lemon meringue pie and whatever else we have too much of. Serves a group – or the two folks who inspired the Double D to open.

You will be SO wrapped up in devouring this culinary masterpiece, that you won’t even hear your tablemates begging for a bite. Three layers of rich, gooey, chocolate deliciousness that’ll leave you in a sugar coma in no time.

Flaky, buttery crust surrounds the delicately spiced apple chunks inside. We heat it, throw a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top, and then we drizzle it with hot caramel sauce. You are gonna bust a girdle over this one.

Stick a fork in it, you’re done! We will stick a fork (or a spoon if necessary) into one of our delicious desserts and give ya just a taste. Perfect for those watching their figure.

You’ll be swinging from the trees once you try this! Warm and delicious, this cinnamon spiced banana bread pudding can be topped off with chocolate sauce and whipped cream if you like. The nuts are already inside.

Our Philanthropy Pie Plate at the Double D Diner. Order this and you’ve ordered a round of dessert for the whole place. This item features our assorted cakes and pies, puddings and cobblers. You get the whole “kit and caboodle” for your generosity. We’ll throw in the coffee for free. (One cup per person please.) Feeds 8 gluttenous individuals.

Poke your head in for a piece of this frozen, chewy delight. Our chocolate crust is filled with vanilla ice cream, toffee bar, caramel sauce, roasted peanuts and chocolate sauce.

No, we are not talking about a nasty shoemaker. You’ve probably heard that we make a mean peach cobbler…well you are just gonna love these fresh peach slices that are baked with brown sugar, lemon and a smidge of Amaretto. We top ‘em off with with a flaky brown sugar cinnamon dough and a glob of fresh whipped cream is always added in honor of our friend Alice over at that other diner in Phoenix.