Daily Specials
Our Daily Specials are updated daily – unless of course we had leftovers from yesterday; which means you’re not doing your part to help the hungry!!
They are available 24 hours a day.
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Pat's Giant Super Bowl Bowl of Goodness
So you just won the 1st Quarter Super Bowl Pool. And since we know you’re not going to report it to those tax folks in DC who couldn’t balance their own checkbook let alone the finances of a country, why not donate some. What you’ll get (or not): Clyde’s hotter than hell wings, a bowl of hotter than hell chili, cheese fries with hotter than hell catsup, some pizza bites, a veggie platter for the healthy people and some nachos. If you win the 2nd quarter or game feel free to donate several of these platters! |
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$ 29.93 | ||
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So you just won the 1st Quarter Super Bowl Pool. And since we know you’re not going to report it to those tax folks in DC who couldn’t balance their own checkbook let alone the finances of a country, why not donate some. What you’ll get (or not): Clyde’s hotter than hell wings, a bowl of hotter than hell chili, cheese fries with hotter than hell catsup, some pizza bites, a veggie platter for the healthy people and some nachos. If you win the 2nd quarter or game feel free to donate several of these platters! |
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Wall St Chicken Pot Occu-Pie
Loaded with chicken, carrots, peas, gravy, corn and whatever other vegetables Clyde could find. Stuffed in a big ole pumpkin for the season. We’ll have to keep 1% of the donation to go towards running this site, but heck 99% will go to help feed hungry people. On second thought we will earmark 100% of the donation price you pay for this item to go to feed the hungry. You hear that, you Wall Street chickens! Served with a side of Spelt (is that how you spell it) bread. |
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$ 12.95 | ||
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Loaded with chicken, carrots, peas, gravy, corn and whatever other vegetables Clyde could find. Stuffed in a big ole pumpkin for the season. We’ll have to keep 1% of the donation to go towards running this site, but heck 99% will go to help feed hungry people. On second thought we will earmark 100% of the donation price you pay for this item to go to feed the hungry. You hear that, you Wall Street chickens! Served with a side of Spelt (is that how you spell it) bread. |
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Roe Roe Roe your boat Caviar
July 18th is National Caviar Day; so why not Roe Roe Roe your boat over and donate some. You don’t need to own a yacht to donate some of our virtual caviar. It’s the finest Beluga Caviar we could imagine – just like every other imaginary thing on this menu. Comes with a side of crackers and one of those little forks so you feel as rich and important as we think you are for helping us fight hunger. |
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$ 10.95 | ||
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July 18th is National Caviar Day; so why not Roe Roe Roe your boat over and donate some. You don’t need to own a yacht to donate some of our virtual caviar. It’s the finest Beluga Caviar we could imagine – just like every other imaginary thing on this menu. Comes with a side of crackers and one of those little forks so you feel as rich and important as we think you are for helping us fight hunger. |
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Grilled "Say Cheese" Sandwich
Now what’s a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won’t soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american and provolone. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain’t costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips. |
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$ 5.07 | ||
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Now what’s a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won’t soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american and provolone. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain’t costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips. |
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Miss Lucy's Birthday Surprise Big Ole Cupcake
They say it’s your birthday! Well today is someone’s birthday. And you have no idea what to give them? How about a cupcake? It’s cheap. It’s the batter from carrot cake, chocolate cake, and vanilla cake all mixed together topped with whatever kinda frosting you like, sprinkles, red hots and a big ole candle. And let us know who the cupcake is for; we’ll let them know of your kindness. |
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$ 3.95 | ||
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They say it’s your birthday! Well today is someone’s birthday. And you have no idea what to give them? How about a cupcake? It’s cheap. It’s the batter from carrot cake, chocolate cake, and vanilla cake all mixed together topped with whatever kinda frosting you like, sprinkles, red hots and a big ole candle. And let us know who the cupcake is for; we’ll let them know of your kindness. |
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Rainy Day Tomato Soup
What’s better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day? |
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$ 2.00 | ||
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What’s better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day? |
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Kiss My Jalapeno Cheese Grits!
Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it’s better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won’t even notice those as you’re licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba! |
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$ 3.49 | ||
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Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it’s better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won’t even notice those as you’re licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba! |
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96 Year Old Juice (Apple, Cranberry, Pear, Grapefruit, Papaya, Guava, Carrot)
It’s all in there. Anything we could find. This quart sized concoction is made on the spot in our handy dandy juicer. If it kept Jack L. alive for 96 years it’s gotta be worth a try. And definitely worth donating! Wouldn’t you agree? |
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$ 3.49 | ||
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It’s all in there. Anything we could find. This quart sized concoction is made on the spot in our handy dandy juicer. If it kept Jack L. alive for 96 years it’s gotta be worth a try. And definitely worth donating! Wouldn’t you agree? |
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Thanks for Giving Platter
Feels like a holiday any day you're eating this! Moist and delicious turkey breast and garlic mashed potatoes smothered in homestyle gravy. Served with Wanda's cornbread stuffing and fried okra. Also comes with our thanks for your giving.
Feels like a holiday any day you’re eating this! Moist and delicious turkey breast and garlic mashed potatoes smothered in homestyle gravy. Served with Wanda’s cornbread stuffing and fried okra. Also comes with our thanks for your giving. |
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$ 15.77 | ||
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Feels like a holiday any day you’re eating this! Moist and delicious turkey breast and garlic mashed potatoes smothered in homestyle gravy. Served with Wanda’s cornbread stuffing and fried okra. Also comes with our thanks for your giving. |
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New Year's Poppers
Kick off the new year with a spicy delight! Baked baby bell peppers filled with ground beef and rice in a spicy red sauce. You’ll be popping ‘em in one after the other! So good, you’ll be your own noisemaker! |
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$ 4.79 | ||
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Kick off the new year with a spicy delight! Baked baby bell peppers filled with ground beef and rice in a spicy red sauce. You’ll be popping ‘em in one after the other! So good, you’ll be your own noisemaker! |
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Dumbo Gumbo
Let’s really talk about the elephant in the room – that most of us eat more in one meal than some people eat in a week. This giant size bowl of chicken gumbo (inspired by our friends in New Orleans, LA) is a reminder of how a little can feed a lot. |
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$ 4.95 | ||
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Let’s really talk about the elephant in the room – that most of us eat more in one meal than some people eat in a week. This giant size bowl of chicken gumbo (inspired by our friends in New Orleans, LA) is a reminder of how a little can feed a lot. |
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AppleTizer Dessert for 2
Great for the late night munchies or anytime. We’re gonna start you with diner-made (better than homemade) apple cider with a side of apple donuts. How about we add a big ole hunk of Wanda’s homemade apple pie and a nice sized serving of Clyde’s apple crisp. Hey, remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. This oughta work for a month. |
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$ 9.95 | ||
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Great for the late night munchies or anytime. We’re gonna start you with diner-made (better than homemade) apple cider with a side of apple donuts. How about we add a big ole hunk of Wanda’s homemade apple pie and a nice sized serving of Clyde’s apple crisp. Hey, remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. This oughta work for a month. |
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Surprise of the Day
Basically the cost of a medium coffee at your overpriced coffee shop; but your chance to visit the Double D regularly and make a difference. So give up your coffee a few times this month. And our coffee is a heck of a lot cheaper anyway. Today’s surprise is………. Egg Surprise. We don’t know what it looks like yet either. |
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$ 1.89 | ||
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Basically the cost of a medium coffee at your overpriced coffee shop; but your chance to visit the Double D regularly and make a difference. So give up your coffee a few times this month. And our coffee is a heck of a lot cheaper anyway. Today’s surprise is………. Egg Surprise. We don’t know what it looks like yet either. |
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Fries For Guys (and women's thighs)
A basket o’ fries like no other- made with love and some other stuff we can’t tell you about. Fresh and hand cut; these potatoes are from a secret garden in Ireland and flown daily to the US…which is why these fries to die for cost so much. But don’t worry; you’re worth it – and so are the folks you’re helping out! |
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$ 14.97 | ||
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A basket o’ fries like no other- made with love and some other stuff we can’t tell you about. Fresh and hand cut; these potatoes are from a secret garden in Ireland and flown daily to the US…which is why these fries to die for cost so much. But don’t worry; you’re worth it – and so are the folks you’re helping out! |
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Slurp and Sandwich
A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That’s it. If you want a pickle, we’ll give you one. |
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$ 7.45 | ||
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A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That’s it. If you want a pickle, we’ll give you one. |
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Side Items
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Zangy Mustard Fondue
August 5th was National Mustard Day! So our intern Ryan got thinking……..Try our new Zangy Mustard Fondue is served with a variety of meats, including hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. If you’re brave enough, you can even try some on a marshmallow! |
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$ 4.93 | ||
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August 5th was National Mustard Day! So our intern Ryan got thinking……..Try our new Zangy Mustard Fondue is served with a variety of meats, including hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. If you’re brave enough, you can even try some on a marshmallow! |
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Clyde's Better Side of Gravy...to go
Nothing better than brown gravy at a diner. Whether it’s on roast beef, meat loaf or your french fries everyone loves gravy – diner style. And Clyde makes a mean brown gravy. Well after hearing people ask for more gravy we thought why not add it to the menu! So now you can donate a side of gravy too – or the $4.95 that will give up to 10 people a hot meal. |
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$ 4.95 | ||
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Nothing better than brown gravy at a diner. Whether it’s on roast beef, meat loaf or your french fries everyone loves gravy – diner style. And Clyde makes a mean brown gravy. Well after hearing people ask for more gravy we thought why not add it to the menu! So now you can donate a side of gravy too – or the $4.95 that will give up to 10 people a hot meal. |
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Andrew's Yummus Hummus
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Yippee! Ya’Sou! That’s Greek for “You are gonna LOVE these smushed up chickpeas!” First we smash ‘em, then we mix them up with tahini (whatever that is…), lemon, and a boatload of garlic. Served with fresh pita pieces by Clyde dressed as Zorba the Geek. |
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$ 5.84 | ||
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Yippee! Ya’Sou! That’s Greek for “You are gonna LOVE these smushed up chickpeas!” First we smash ‘em, then we mix them up with tahini (whatever that is…), lemon, and a boatload of garlic. Served with fresh pita pieces by Clyde dressed as Zorba the Geek. |
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Mario's Stuffed With We-Don't-Know What Mushrooms
Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they’re stuffed; but with what we couldn’t tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It’s crumbly looking. They’re overstuffed with whatever they’re stuffed with. It’s topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don’t see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you’re not eating it but donating it? |
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$ 8.93 | ||
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Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they’re stuffed; but with what we couldn’t tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It’s crumbly looking. They’re overstuffed with whatever they’re stuffed with. It’s topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don’t see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you’re not eating it but donating it? |
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Stinky Bread
One half loaf of garlic bread smothered in more garlic and melted Parmesan cheese. Yummmmmy! You’re gonna remember this bread tomorrow. |
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$ 2.75 | ||
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One half loaf of garlic bread smothered in more garlic and melted Parmesan cheese. Yummmmmy! You’re gonna remember this bread tomorrow. |
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Fries For Guys (and women's thighs)
A basket o’ fries like no other- made with love and some other stuff we can’t tell you about. Fresh and hand cut; these potatoes are from a secret garden in Ireland and flown daily to the US…which is why these fries to die for cost so much. But don’t worry; you’re worth it – and so are the folks you’re helping out! |
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$ 14.97 | ||
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A basket o’ fries like no other- made with love and some other stuff we can’t tell you about. Fresh and hand cut; these potatoes are from a secret garden in Ireland and flown daily to the US…which is why these fries to die for cost so much. But don’t worry; you’re worth it – and so are the folks you’re helping out! |
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Vegetable of the Day
The Vegetable of the Day changes daily; sometimes hourly. It might be peas or beans or carrots or corn or spinach or who knows what. But don’t worry; it’ll be good no matter what it is. So order up – you’re donating it anyway silly. |
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$ 2.95 | ||
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The Vegetable of the Day changes daily; sometimes hourly. It might be peas or beans or carrots or corn or spinach or who knows what. But don’t worry; it’ll be good no matter what it is. So order up – you’re donating it anyway silly. |
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