Lunch
Lunch is served whenever you want it. (We will take your donations at ANY hour of the day!)
Don’t forget about the specials!
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Eureka Scott's Salad Bar!
Inspired by our favorite male diet guru, (the one who doesn’t wear those hideous shorts), we’ve put in an all-you-can-eat salad bar. So if you keep hearing yourself saying “this time I mean it” when it comes to losing weight you’ll have no problem here. There’s nothing but boring veggies and balsamic vinegar. No croutons. No cheese. No salads with mayo. No bread. No meat. No pudding. Basically there’s no taste. So donate away; and then visit our desserts page. |
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$ 9.95 | ||
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Inspired by our favorite male diet guru, (the one who doesn’t wear those hideous shorts), we’ve put in an all-you-can-eat salad bar. So if you keep hearing yourself saying “this time I mean it” when it comes to losing weight you’ll have no problem here. There’s nothing but boring veggies and balsamic vinegar. No croutons. No cheese. No salads with mayo. No bread. No meat. No pudding. Basically there’s no taste. So donate away; and then visit our desserts page. |
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Zangy Mustard Fondue
August 5th was National Mustard Day! So our intern Ryan got thinking……..Try our new Zangy Mustard Fondue is served with a variety of meats, including hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. If you’re brave enough, you can even try some on a marshmallow! |
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$ 4.93 | ||
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August 5th was National Mustard Day! So our intern Ryan got thinking……..Try our new Zangy Mustard Fondue is served with a variety of meats, including hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. If you’re brave enough, you can even try some on a marshmallow! |
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Nick's Pick of the Picnic!
Before you fire up your own BBQ this year…..Join us at our Ongoing Virtual Picnic to Fight Hunger. You get one virtual foot long hot dog loaded with your choice of kraut, onions, chili, or mustard. On that plate you’ll also find a delicious virtual real beef hamburger. It ain’t got none of that special sauce but it has pickles, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and onions if you choose. Served with a pickle, french fries and a can of your favorite soda, pop or whatever they call it where you live. But even better is you just helped us bring a summer picnic to some hungry folks this year! |
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$ 7.95 | ||
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Before you fire up your own BBQ this year…..Join us at our Ongoing Virtual Picnic to Fight Hunger. You get one virtual foot long hot dog loaded with your choice of kraut, onions, chili, or mustard. On that plate you’ll also find a delicious virtual real beef hamburger. It ain’t got none of that special sauce but it has pickles, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and onions if you choose. Served with a pickle, french fries and a can of your favorite soda, pop or whatever they call it where you live. But even better is you just helped us bring a summer picnic to some hungry folks this year! |
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Grilled "Say Cheese" Sandwich
Now what’s a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won’t soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american and provolone. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain’t costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips. |
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$ 5.07 | ||
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Now what’s a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won’t soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american and provolone. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain’t costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips. |
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"Clam Up" Roll
This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter ‘em and fry ‘em till they’re crispy and crunchy, throw ‘em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn’t be a clam roll if it didn’t come with fries. |
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$ 4.35 | ||
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This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter ‘em and fry ‘em till they’re crispy and crunchy, throw ‘em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn’t be a clam roll if it didn’t come with fries. |
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Mario's Stuffed With We-Don't-Know What Mushrooms
Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they’re stuffed; but with what we couldn’t tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It’s crumbly looking. They’re overstuffed with whatever they’re stuffed with. It’s topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don’t see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you’re not eating it but donating it? |
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$ 8.93 | ||
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Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they’re stuffed; but with what we couldn’t tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It’s crumbly looking. They’re overstuffed with whatever they’re stuffed with. It’s topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don’t see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you’re not eating it but donating it? |
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Rainy Day Tomato Soup
What’s better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day? |
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$ 2.00 | ||
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What’s better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day? |
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Pot Roast Soup
Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother’s homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday). |
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$ 5.68 | ||
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Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother’s homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday). |
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Chicken Croquettes
Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you’ll get three of ‘em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we’ll cover ‘em with some sauce. These are Clyde’s great grandma’s secret recipe. But don’t worry; she didn’t croak on her croquettes. |
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$ 6.95 | ||
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Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you’ll get three of ‘em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we’ll cover ‘em with some sauce. These are Clyde’s great grandma’s secret recipe. But don’t worry; she didn’t croak on her croquettes. |
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Kiss The Cook Quiche
Don’t be shy….Real men DO eat it! This “eggs-cellent” pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread. |
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$ 7.95 | ||
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Don’t be shy….Real men DO eat it! This “eggs-cellent” pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread. |
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Holy Crap Chili
Don’t say we didn’t warn ya! A bowl of smokin’ digestive ruin is what you’ll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. Tons of beans. Tons of meat. If your taste buds survive the heat, you’ll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS and a roll of TP. |
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$ 4.65 | ||
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Don’t say we didn’t warn ya! A bowl of smokin’ digestive ruin is what you’ll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. Tons of beans. Tons of meat. If your taste buds survive the heat, you’ll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS and a roll of TP. |
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Slurp and Sandwich
A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That’s it. If you want a pickle, we’ll give you one. |
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$ 7.45 | ||
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A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That’s it. If you want a pickle, we’ll give you one. |
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Cheez Wiz It's A Good Burger
Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde’s Cold Slaw (yes, it’s COLD) and a bucket of fries. |
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$ 7.95 | ||
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Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde’s Cold Slaw (yes, it’s COLD) and a bucket of fries. |
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Star-Kissed Tuna Platter
Charlie’s favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o’ tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we’ll throw on a bunch of grapes. |
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$ 6.99 | ||
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Charlie’s favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o’ tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we’ll throw on a bunch of grapes. |
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