Charlie's favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o' tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we'll throw on a bunch of grapes.

Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde's Cold Slaw (yes, it's COLD) and a bucket of fries.

A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That's it. If you want a pickle, we'll give you one.

Don't say we didn't warn ya! A bowl of smokin' digestive ruin is what you'll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. Tons of beans. Tons of meat. If your taste buds survive the heat, you'll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS and a roll of TP.

Don't be shy....Real men DO eat it! This "eggs-cellent" pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread.

Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you'll get three of 'em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we'll cover 'em with some sauce. These are Clyde's great grandma's secret recipe. But don't worry; she didn't croak on her croquettes.

Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother's homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday).

What's better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day?
Order this and we will keep it coming until you say "Uncle" (or "No more for me, thanks.") Comes with a plain old grilled cheese sandwich and a blanket.

Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they're stuffed; but with what we couldn't tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It's crumbly looking. They're overstuffed with whatever they're stuffed with. It's topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don't see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you're not eating it but donating it?

This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter 'em and fry 'em till they're crispy and crunchy, throw 'em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn't be a clam roll if it didn't come with fries.

Now what's a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won't soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american and provolone. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain't costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips.

Before you fire up your own BBQ this year.....Join us at our Ongoing Virtual Picnic to Fight Hunger. You get one virtual foot long hot dog loaded with your choice of kraut, onions, chili, or mustard. On that plate you'll also find a delicious virtual real beef hamburger. It ain't got none of that special sauce but it has pickles, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and onions if you choose. Served with a pickle, french fries and a can of your favorite soda, pop or whatever they call it where you live. But even better is you just helped us bring a summer picnic to some hungry folks this year!

July 18th is National Caviar Day; so why not Roe Roe Roe your boat over and donate some. You don't need to own a yacht to donate some of our virtual caviar. It's the finest Beluga Caviar we could imagine - just like every other imaginary thing on this menu. Comes with a side of crackers and one of those little forks so you feel as rich and important as we think you are for helping us fight hunger.

August 5th was National Mustard Day! So our intern Ryan got thinking........Try our new Zangy Mustard Fondue is served with a variety of meats, including hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. If you’re brave enough, you can even try some on a marshmallow!

Inspired by our favorite male diet guru, (the one who doesn't wear those hideous shorts), we've put in an all-you-can-eat salad bar. So if you keep hearing yourself saying "this time I mean it" when it comes to losing weight you'll have no problem here. There's nothing but boring veggies and balsamic vinegar. No croutons. No cheese. No salads with mayo. No bread. No meat. No pudding. Basically there's no taste. So donate away; and then visit our desserts page.

Is it pizza? Is it lunch? Is it dessert? All we know is that it is therapy and will put smiles on your faces; so says its originator, our Friend Tim. Made from Ciabatta bread and loaded with Mascarpone cheese, sugar, cinnamon and apples! Yum Yum eat em up! Oh wait, yum, yum, donate it away! Serves a lot

If it's in a can it's on the Canwich. Tuna, salmon, chicken, ham, clams, black beans, chili, and we couldn't leave out Spam and Vienna Sausage. Topped with sauerkraut and cheese whiz; served on an oversized NY Onion Roll or Bagel. Comes with a side of nothing; there's no room on the plate. Thank heaven the Canwich is virtual or your increasing can size is something we might be talking about.