Lunch
Lunch is served whenever you want it. (We will take your donations at ANY hour of the day!)
Don’t forget about the specials!
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Mario's Stuffed With We-Don't-Know What Mushrooms
Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they’re stuffed; but with what we couldn’t tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It’s crumbly looking. They’re overstuffed with whatever they’re stuffed with. It’s topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don’t see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you’re not eating it but donating it? |
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$ 8.93 | ||
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Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they’re stuffed; but with what we couldn’t tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It’s crumbly looking. They’re overstuffed with whatever they’re stuffed with. It’s topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don’t see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you’re not eating it but donating it? |
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Rainy Day Tomato Soup
What’s better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day? |
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$ 2.00 | ||
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What’s better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day? |
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Pot Roast Soup
Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother’s homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday). |
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$ 5.68 | ||
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Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother’s homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday). |
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Chicken Croquettes
Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you’ll get three of ‘em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we’ll cover ‘em with some sauce. These are Earlene’s great-aunt Aida’s secret recipe. |
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$ 6.95 | ||
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Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you’ll get three of ‘em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we’ll cover ‘em with some sauce. These are Earlene’s great-aunt Aida’s secret recipe. |
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Kiss The Cook Quiche
Don’t be shy….Real men DO eat it! This “eggs-cellent” pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread. |
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$ 7.95 | ||
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Don’t be shy….Real men DO eat it! This “eggs-cellent” pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread. |
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Holy Crap Chili
Don’t say we didn’t warn ya! A bowl of smokin’ digestive ruin is what you’ll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. If your taste buds survive the heat, you’ll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS. |
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$ 3.35 | ||
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Don’t say we didn’t warn ya! A bowl of smokin’ digestive ruin is what you’ll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. If your taste buds survive the heat, you’ll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS. |
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Slurp and Sandwich
A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That’s it. If you want a pickle, we’ll give you one. |
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$ 7.45 | ||
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A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That’s it. If you want a pickle, we’ll give you one. |
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Cheez Wiz It's A Good Burger
Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde’s Cold Slaw (yes, it’s COLD) and a bucket of fries. |
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$ 7.95 | ||
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Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde’s Cold Slaw (yes, it’s COLD) and a bucket of fries. |
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Star-Kissed Tuna Platter
Charlie’s favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o’ tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we’ll throw on a bunch of grapes. |
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$ 6.99 | ||
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Charlie’s favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o’ tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we’ll throw on a bunch of grapes. |
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