Lunch

Lunch is served whenever you want it.  (We will take your donations at ANY hour of the day!)

Don’t forget about the specials!

Star-Kissed Tuna Platter

Charlie's favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o' tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we'll throw on a bunch of grapes.

Yes $ 6.99
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Charlie's favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o' tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we'll throw on a bunch of grapes.

Cheez Wiz It’s A Good Burger

Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde's Cold Slaw (yes, it's COLD) and a bucket of fries.

Yes $ 7.95
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Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde's Cold Slaw (yes, it's COLD) and a bucket of fries.

Slurp and Sandwich

A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That's it. If you want a pickle, we'll give you one.

Yes $ 7.45
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A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That's it. If you want a pickle, we'll give you one.

Holy Crap Chili

Don't say we didn't warn ya! A bowl of smokin' digestive ruin is what you'll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. Tons of beans. Tons of meat. If your taste buds survive the heat, you'll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS and a roll of TP.

Yes $ 4.65
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Don't say we didn't warn ya! A bowl of smokin' digestive ruin is what you'll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. Tons of beans. Tons of meat. If your taste buds survive the heat, you'll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS and a roll of TP.

Kiss The Cook Quiche

Don't be shy....Real men DO eat it! This "eggs-cellent" pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread.

Yes $ 7.95
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Don't be shy....Real men DO eat it! This "eggs-cellent" pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread.

Chicken Croquettes

Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you'll get three of 'em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we'll cover 'em with some sauce. These are Clyde's great grandma's secret recipe. But don't worry; she didn't croak on her croquettes.

Yes $ 6.95
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Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you'll get three of 'em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we'll cover 'em with some sauce. These are Clyde's great grandma's secret recipe. But don't worry; she didn't croak on her croquettes.

Pot Roast Soup

Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother's homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday).

Yes $ 5.68
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Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother's homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday).

Rainy Day Tomato Soup

What's better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day?
Order this and we will keep it coming until you say "Uncle" (or "No more for me, thanks.") Comes with a plain old grilled cheese sandwich and a blanket.

Yes $ 2.00
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What's better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day?
Order this and we will keep it coming until you say "Uncle" (or "No more for me, thanks.") Comes with a plain old grilled cheese sandwich and a blanket.

Mario’s Stuffed With We-Don’t-Know What Mushrooms

Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they're stuffed; but with what we couldn't tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It's crumbly looking. They're overstuffed with whatever they're stuffed with. It's topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don't see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you're not eating it but donating it?

Yes $ 8.93
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Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they're stuffed; but with what we couldn't tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It's crumbly looking. They're overstuffed with whatever they're stuffed with. It's topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don't see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you're not eating it but donating it?

“Clam Up” Roll

This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter 'em and fry 'em till they're crispy and crunchy, throw 'em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn't be a clam roll if it didn't come with fries.

Yes $ 4.35
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This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter 'em and fry 'em till they're crispy and crunchy, throw 'em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn't be a clam roll if it didn't come with fries.

Grilled “Say Cheese” Sandwich

Now what's a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won't soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american and provolone. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain't costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips.

Yes $ 5.07
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Now what's a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won't soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american and provolone. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain't costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips.

Nick’s Pick of the Picnic!

Before you fire up your own BBQ this year.....Join us at our Ongoing Virtual Picnic to Fight Hunger. You get one virtual foot long hot dog loaded with your choice of kraut, onions, chili, or mustard. On that plate you'll also find a delicious virtual real beef hamburger. It ain't got none of that special sauce but it has pickles, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and onions if you choose. Served with a pickle, french fries and a can of your favorite soda, pop or whatever they call it where you live. But even better is you just helped us bring a summer picnic to some hungry folks this year!

Yes $ 7.95
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Before you fire up your own BBQ this year.....Join us at our Ongoing Virtual Picnic to Fight Hunger. You get one virtual foot long hot dog loaded with your choice of kraut, onions, chili, or mustard. On that plate you'll also find a delicious virtual real beef hamburger. It ain't got none of that special sauce but it has pickles, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and onions if you choose. Served with a pickle, french fries and a can of your favorite soda, pop or whatever they call it where you live. But even better is you just helped us bring a summer picnic to some hungry folks this year!

Roe Roe Roe your boat Caviar

July 18th is National Caviar Day; so why not Roe Roe Roe your boat over and donate some. You don't need to own a yacht to donate some of our virtual caviar. It's the finest Beluga Caviar we could imagine - just like every other imaginary thing on this menu. Comes with a side of crackers and one of those little forks so you feel as rich and important as we think you are for helping us fight hunger.

Yes $ 10.95
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July 18th is National Caviar Day; so why not Roe Roe Roe your boat over and donate some. You don't need to own a yacht to donate some of our virtual caviar. It's the finest Beluga Caviar we could imagine - just like every other imaginary thing on this menu. Comes with a side of crackers and one of those little forks so you feel as rich and important as we think you are for helping us fight hunger.

Zangy Mustard Fondue

August 5th was National Mustard Day! So our intern Ryan got thinking........Try our new Zangy Mustard Fondue is served with a variety of meats, including hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. If you’re brave enough, you can even try some on a marshmallow!

Yes $ 4.93
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August 5th was National Mustard Day! So our intern Ryan got thinking........Try our new Zangy Mustard Fondue is served with a variety of meats, including hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. If you’re brave enough, you can even try some on a marshmallow!

Eureka Scott’s Salad Bar!

Inspired by our favorite male diet guru, (the one who doesn't wear those hideous shorts), we've put in an all-you-can-eat salad bar. So if you keep hearing yourself saying "this time I mean it" when it comes to losing weight you'll have no problem here. There's nothing but boring veggies and balsamic vinegar. No croutons. No cheese. No salads with mayo. No bread. No meat. No pudding. Basically there's no taste. So donate away; and then visit our desserts page.

Yes $ 9.95
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Inspired by our favorite male diet guru, (the one who doesn't wear those hideous shorts), we've put in an all-you-can-eat salad bar. So if you keep hearing yourself saying "this time I mean it" when it comes to losing weight you'll have no problem here. There's nothing but boring veggies and balsamic vinegar. No croutons. No cheese. No salads with mayo. No bread. No meat. No pudding. Basically there's no taste. So donate away; and then visit our desserts page.

Apple Cinnamon Therapyzza

Is it pizza? Is it lunch? Is it dessert? All we know is that it is therapy and will put smiles on your faces; so says its originator, our Friend Tim. Made from Ciabatta bread and loaded with Mascarpone cheese, sugar, cinnamon and apples! Yum Yum eat em up! Oh wait, yum, yum, donate it away! Serves a lot

Yes $ 13.57
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Is it pizza? Is it lunch? Is it dessert? All we know is that it is therapy and will put smiles on your faces; so says its originator, our Friend Tim. Made from Ciabatta bread and loaded with Mascarpone cheese, sugar, cinnamon and apples! Yum Yum eat em up! Oh wait, yum, yum, donate it away! Serves a lot

The Canwich

If it's in a can it's on the Canwich. Tuna, salmon, chicken, ham, clams, black beans, chili, and we couldn't leave out Spam and Vienna Sausage. Topped with sauerkraut and cheese whiz; served on an oversized NY Onion Roll or Bagel. Comes with a side of nothing; there's no room on the plate. Thank heaven the Canwich is virtual or your increasing can size is something we might be talking about.

Yes $ 13.83
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If it's in a can it's on the Canwich. Tuna, salmon, chicken, ham, clams, black beans, chili, and we couldn't leave out Spam and Vienna Sausage. Topped with sauerkraut and cheese whiz; served on an oversized NY Onion Roll or Bagel. Comes with a side of nothing; there's no room on the plate. Thank heaven the Canwich is virtual or your increasing can size is something we might be talking about.

Dinner

Dinner is served whenever the heck you want it.  (People are hungry day and night.)

Don’t forget the specials!

Dumbo Gumbo

Let's really talk about the elephant in the room - that most of us eat more in one meal than some people eat in a week. This giant size bowl of chicken gumbo (inspired by our friends in New Orleans, LA) is a reminder of how a little can feed a lot.

Yes $ 4.95
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Let's really talk about the elephant in the room - that most of us eat more in one meal than some people eat in a week. This giant size bowl of chicken gumbo (inspired by our friends in New Orleans, LA) is a reminder of how a little can feed a lot.

Spaghetti and Meatloaf

On top of spaghetti (all covered with cheese) we've cut up our meatloaf...into balls that will please! You'll get up from the table, you'll roll out the door, and soon you'll come back 'cuz you'll have to have more!
Served with garlic bread balls.

Yes $ 8.95
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On top of spaghetti (all covered with cheese) we've cut up our meatloaf...into balls that will please! You'll get up from the table, you'll roll out the door, and soon you'll come back 'cuz you'll have to have more!
Served with garlic bread balls.

Chicken and Bisquits

This delicious chicken fell off the bone, landed in some succulent gravy and is served up next to little clouds of dough that practically melt in your mouth. Granny would be proud to serve it herself.

Yes $ 8.94
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This delicious chicken fell off the bone, landed in some succulent gravy and is served up next to little clouds of dough that practically melt in your mouth. Granny would be proud to serve it herself.

Iron Man Liver and Onions

It really does get a bad rap. But with enough carmelized onions, you can hardly taste the liver. Don't worry about the accumulations of toxins such as pesticides, hormones and antibiotics generally found in the liver of older animals. Just think about all that iron you'll be taking in! Comes with a side of brussel sprouts and breath mints.

Yes $ 10.45
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It really does get a bad rap. But with enough carmelized onions, you can hardly taste the liver. Don't worry about the accumulations of toxins such as pesticides, hormones and antibiotics generally found in the liver of older animals. Just think about all that iron you'll be taking in! Comes with a side of brussel sprouts and breath mints.

Stinky Scampi OOOOO-weeee! Tons o'garlic and mounds o'shrimp in a garlic wine sauce. Served over noodles and with a half-loaf of stinky bread. Better get some breath mints at the register.

OOOOOO-wee! Tons of garlic and mounds of shrimp covered in a garlic wine sauce and served over a big plate of noodles. Served with a side of Stinky Bread and some Tic-Tacs.

Yes $ 15.97
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OOOOOO-wee! Tons of garlic and mounds of shrimp covered in a garlic wine sauce and served over a big plate of noodles. Served with a side of Stinky Bread and some Tic-Tacs.

Steak

The king of all steaks, this 11 oz. strip steak will have your mouth watering before it hits the table. Clyde knows how to handle meat and this one does not disappoint. Grilled to your liking and smothered in onions and mushrooms, this tasty plate comes with potatoes of your choice and corn on the cob.

Yes $ 17.99
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The king of all steaks, this 11 oz. strip steak will have your mouth watering before it hits the table. Clyde knows how to handle meat and this one does not disappoint. Grilled to your liking and smothered in onions and mushrooms, this tasty plate comes with potatoes of your choice and corn on the cob.

Janice’s Tip-plets of Beef that might get you Tipsy

Everyone loves Beef Tips. Well these tips are to die for. Well actually some people might die if you don't order them; not that we want to use guilt to get you to donate. But imagine big chunks of beef swimming in enough red wine and mushrooms to make those folks over at the local pub thinking maybe this is a great addition for their bar food menu. Over a bed of whole wheat noodles and wham.........enough to feed Miss Janice and lots of her friends. After all, Janice loves to cook 4u!

Yes $ 14.62
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Everyone loves Beef Tips. Well these tips are to die for. Well actually some people might die if you don't order them; not that we want to use guilt to get you to donate. But imagine big chunks of beef swimming in enough red wine and mushrooms to make those folks over at the local pub thinking maybe this is a great addition for their bar food menu. Over a bed of whole wheat noodles and wham.........enough to feed Miss Janice and lots of her friends. After all, Janice loves to cook 4u!

Cruise Ship Buffet Waste

Imagine 32 chicken fingers, 600 french fries, 14 hot dogs, 6 hamburgers, 19 potato skins and 8 desserts about to be tossed into the trash cuz the person who stacked them on his plate was a bit overzealous. And imagine if we could get those leftovers and give them to a hungry person or two or 22. Heck, imagine if we could take the hungry on a cruise for a week. I bet they would act a bit more civilized. But we can only imagine........you donating this great buffet meal to help feed some good people.

Yes $ 49.99
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Imagine 32 chicken fingers, 600 french fries, 14 hot dogs, 6 hamburgers, 19 potato skins and 8 desserts about to be tossed into the trash cuz the person who stacked them on his plate was a bit overzealous. And imagine if we could get those leftovers and give them to a hungry person or two or 22. Heck, imagine if we could take the hungry on a cruise for a week. I bet they would act a bit more civilized. But we can only imagine........you donating this great buffet meal to help feed some good people.

Healthcare debate roll-up your sleeves and fight roll-up

Our newest roll-up sandwich: One side of this favorite is loaded with pork fat, liverwurst, olive loaf, roast beef, 4 cheeses, and high fat mayonnaise. The other side of this roll-up comes with turkey breast, tomatoes, hummus, cheese, sprouts, lettuce, and honey dijon mustard. Perfect sandwich for you and a friend who sits on the opposite side of the aisle as you debate healthcare. Enjoy it with 1/2 a side of fruit and 1/2 a side of fries. Don't forget to keep your phone handy ready to dial 9-1-1!

Yes $ 15.97
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Our newest roll-up sandwich: One side of this favorite is loaded with pork fat, liverwurst, olive loaf, roast beef, 4 cheeses, and high fat mayonnaise. The other side of this roll-up comes with turkey breast, tomatoes, hummus, cheese, sprouts, lettuce, and honey dijon mustard. Perfect sandwich for you and a friend who sits on the opposite side of the aisle as you debate healthcare. Enjoy it with 1/2 a side of fruit and 1/2 a side of fries. Don't forget to keep your phone handy ready to dial 9-1-1!