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Brown Rice KRISpy Treats

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Sometimes you just want to think you're eating healthy. So we took a good ole favorite and did our best. Yes, we know Brown Rice may not be the most tasty but it is a healthier choice. And with all the butter 'n sugar in this favorite you won't taste the difference. Actually you won't taste it anyway since you're donating it to help feed the hungry.

Miss Lucy's Birthday Surprise Big Ole Cupcake

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

They say it's your birthday! Well today is someone's birthday. And you have no idea what to give them? How about a cupcake? It's cheap. It's the batter from carrot cake, chocolate cake, and vanilla cake all mixed together topped with whatever kinda frosting you like, sprinkles, red hots and a big ole candle. And let us know who the cupcake is for; we'll let them know of your kindness.

CELEBRATION CAKE

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Now you can have your cake and DONATE it too! Order up this specialty cake in honor of that special person’s special occasion. You can have chocolate, red velvet, carrot, banana, plain old boring yellow, marble, strawberry, pistachio, whatever you can think of. Then we’ll top it with buttercream, cream cheese, whipped cream, merengue, marshmallow, fruit….oh heck, use your imagination (it’s not real!) Once you order it, you can go to our “Keep in Touch” tab, give us all the details (cake flavor you like, frosting, etc. Don't forget about including THEIR email address in the comment), and we will send a special birthday notification to your special someone. Give a generous gift that will fill everybody up.

One Wicked Good Omelet

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

A 3-egg omelet filled with avocado, meunster cheese (not that cheap meunster cheese either), and just enough salsa to spice it up. Clyde puts those colored tortilla strips on top, just like they do in those fancy taco places. Comes with some grapes and an Immodium tablet at no extra charge. Might not sound it, but it's "wicked good"!

"Clam Up" Roll

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter 'em and fry 'em till they're crispy and crunchy, throw 'em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn't be a clam roll if it didn't come with fries.

Fried Bologna and Cheese

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

It's a little piece of nostalgia on a plate. Once you get a whiff of this fried bologna and cheese sandwich on a toasted roll (especially if you order it with sauteed onions), you will be transported back in time...to an earlier time. A time of swingsets and jumping off the roof. We recommend the onions and we'll throw in some chips and a pickle.

SPC's Strained Coffee

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

We discovered this liquid silk at Sugar Pearl's Cafe in Syracuse, N.Y., where the coffee is expertly strained as it is poured into the cup. It's a few pennies more than our everyday bottomless cup o'joe, but you can be sure that you won't be sucking grinds out of the bottom of this one.

Andrew's Yummus Hummus

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Yippee! Ya'Sou! That's Greek for "You are gonna LOVE these smushed up chickpeas!" First we smash 'em, then we mix them up with tahini (whatever that is...), lemon, and a boatload of garlic. Served with fresh pita pieces by Clyde dressed as Zorba the Geek.

"Oui-Oui" Toast

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

We asked our friend Carly if she enjoyed our French toast. Her reply? "Oui, Oui!" So don't poo-poo our Oui-Oui Toast until you've tried it. Three thick slices of French bread, dipped and sauteed just like they do in that fancy country of Paris. Syrup and sausage on the side.

Criss-Cross Blueberry Pie

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Debbie's favorite! This pie is SO good that you are gonna want more than one piece...and the lattice crust-work Clyde does is a work of art! For these reasons, we are giving you an entire pie for yourself. Don't worry about blueberry pie thighs...you Don't EAT it anyway!

Mario's Stuffed With We-Don't-Know What Mushrooms

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they're stuffed; but with what we couldn't tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It's crumbly looking. They're overstuffed with whatever they're stuffed with. It's topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don't see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you're not eating it but donating it?

Double Dutch Hot Chocolate

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Yep, inspired by our pal Lucy we imported a Dutch Girl to make this sweet sensation (it was cheaper than importing chocolate all the time). It's creamy, chocolaty and great for those cold winter days; or after spending time with those cold hearted people we sometimes run into. And Clyde says you can have as many marshmallows as you like.

Rainy Day Tomato Soup

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

What's better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day? Order this and we will keep it coming until you say "Uncle" (or "No more for me, thanks.") Comes with a plain old grilled cheese sandwich and a blanket.

Kiss My Jalapeno Cheese Grits!

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it's better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won't even notice those as you're licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba!

Cookie's Cakes

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

We twisted her arm until Cookie crumbled and gave us this recipe for pecan chocolate-chip pancakes. A hint of vanilla in the batter will wake up your senses if not your sensibilities. Just when you thought something chocolate with nuts couldn't get any better....we'll throw on some strawberries and great gobs of whipped cream if you ask real nice. Cookie suggest a slab of ham on the side. (What the heck? You Don't EAT it...you DONATE it!)

So Cheezy Cheesecake

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Move over NY; this is Clyde Style Cheesecake. There's so much cream cheese in this cake that we bought stock in that company down in Philadephia. But don't worry; all dividends will go to feeding the hungry. And you won't go hungry eating this 5" high piece of pie. Oh wait, you will; after all you donated it!

Assorted Cakes & Pies

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Unlike those other diners we really will serve you up a platter of assorted cakes and pies. After all, if you're gonna advertise something and then bring out one piece that's hardly what we consider assorted. You'll get a piece of strawberry shortcake, carrot cake, cheesecake, boston creme pie, lemon meringue pie and whatever else we have too much of. Serves a group - or the two folks who inspired the Double D to open.

Steak

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

The king of all steaks, this 11 oz. strip steak will have your mouth watering before it hits the table. Clyde knows how to handle meat and this one does not disappoint. Grilled to your liking and smothered in onions and mushrooms, this tasty plate comes with potatoes of your choice and corn on the cob.

EGGSXtra Special!

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Two eggs (our choice; you’re not eating it anyway), toast, hash browns and coffee.

Deaf by Chocolate

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

You will be SO wrapped up in devouring this culinary masterpiece, that you won't even hear your tablemates begging for a bite. Three layers of rich, gooey, chocolate deliciousness that'll leave you in a sugar coma in no time.

All American Apple Pie

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Flaky, buttery crust surrounds the delicately spiced apple chunks inside. We heat it, throw a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top, and then we drizzle it with hot caramel sauce. You are gonna bust a girdle over this one.

Vera's Milkshake

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana, or Mint Chocolate Chip. This is the real deal. Made with homemade ice cream and the finest make-believe ingredients we can afford. In honor of that famous clumsy waitress Vera, we even give you that extra bit that dropped on the way to your table. Beware the brain freeze.

Juice (Apple, Cranberry, Pear, Grapefruit, Papaya, Guava, Carrot)

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Or.......you could have had a V-8.

Coffee and Tea

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Bottomless cup.

Milk (Whole, 2%, 1%, skim, soy, buttermilk, chocolate, rice, almond, lactose free, or Mother's)

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

It does a body good.

Just a Taste

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Stick a fork in it, you're done! We will stick a fork (or a spoon if necessary) into one of our delicious desserts and give ya just a taste. Perfect for those watching their figure.

Banana Bread Pudding

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

You'll be swinging from the trees once you try this! Warm and delicious, this cinnamon spiced banana bread pudding can be topped off with chocolate sauce and whipped cream if you like. The nuts are already inside.

Stinky Bread

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

One half loaf of garlic bread smothered in more garlic and melted Parmesan cheese. Yummmmmy! You're gonna remember this bread tomorrow.

Stinky Scampi

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

OOOOOO-wee! Tons of garlic and mounds of shrimp covered in a garlic wine sauce and served over a big plate of noodles. Served with a side of Stinky Bread and some Tic-Tacs.

Thanks for Giving Platter

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Feels like a holiday any day you're eating this! Moist and delicious turkey breast and garlic mashed potatoes smothered in homestyle gravy. Served with Wanda's cornbread stuffing and fried okra. Also comes with our thanks for your giving.

Iron Man Liver and Onions

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

It really does get a bad rap. But with enough carmelized onions, you can hardly taste the liver. Don't worry about the accumulations of toxins such as pesticides, hormones and antibiotics generally found in the liver of older animals. Just think about all that iron you'll be taking in! Comes with a side of brussel sprouts and breath mints.

Chicken and Bisquits

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

This delicious chicken fell off the bone, landed in some succulent gravy and is served up next to little clouds of dough that practically melt in your mouth. Granny would be proud to serve it herself.

Spaghetti and Meatloaf

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

On top of spaghetti (all covered with cheese) we've cut up our meatloaf...into balls that will please! You'll get up from the table, you'll roll out the door, and soon you'll come back 'cuz you'll have to have more! Served with garlic bread balls.

New Year's Poppers

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Kick off the new year with a spicy delight! Baked baby bell peppers filled with ground beef and rice in a spicy red sauce. You'll be popping 'em in one after the other! So good, you'll be your own noisemaker!

Dumbo Gumbo

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Let's really talk about the elephant in the room - that most of us eat more in one meal than some people eat in a week. This giant size bowl of chicken gumbo (inspired by our friends in New Orleans, LA) is a reminder of how a little can feed a lot.

AppleTizer Dessert for 2

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Great for the late night munchies or anytime. We're gonna start you with diner-made (better than homemade) apple cider with a side of apple donuts. How about we add a big ole hunk of Wanda's homemade apple pie and a nice sized serving of Clyde's apple crisp. Hey, remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. This oughta work for a month.

PPP at the DDD

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Our Philanthropy Pie Plate at the Double D Diner. Order this and you've ordered a round of dessert for the whole place. This item features our assorted cakes and pies, puddings and cobblers. You get the whole "kit and caboodle" for your generosity. We'll throw in the coffee for free. (One cup per person please.) Feeds 8 gluttenous individuals.

Turtle Pie

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Poke your head in for a piece of this frozen, chewy delight. Our chocolate crust is filled with vanilla ice cream, toffee bar, caramel sauce, roasted peanuts and chocolate sauce.

Mean Cobbler

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

No, we are not talking about a nasty shoemaker. You've probably heard that we make a mean peach cobbler...well you are just gonna love these fresh peach slices that are baked with brown sugar, lemon and a smidge of Amaretto. We top 'em off with with a flaky brown sugar cinnamon dough and a glob of fresh whipped cream is always added in honor of our friend Alice over at that other diner in Phoenix.

Pot Roast Soup

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother's homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday).

Surprise of the Day

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Basically the cost of a medium coffee at your overpriced coffee shop; but your chance to visit the Double D regularly and make a difference. So give up your coffee a few times this month. And our coffee is a heck of a lot cheaper anyway. Today's surprise is.......... Egg Surprise. We don't know what it looks like yet either.

Fries For Guys (and women's thighs)

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

A basket o' fries like no other- made with love and some other stuff we can't tell you about. Fresh and hand cut; these potatoes are from Earlene's garden in Ireland and flown daily to the US...which is why these fries to die for cost so much. But don't worry; you're worth it - and so are the folks you're helping out!

Chicken Croquettes

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you'll get three of 'em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we'll cover 'em with some sauce. These are Earlene's great-aunt Aida's secret recipe.

Vegetable of the Day

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

The Vegetable of the Day changes daily; sometimes hourly. It might be peas or beans or carrots or corn or spinach or who knows what. But don't worry; it'll be good no matter what it is. So order up - you're donating it anyway silly.

Deep Fried Salad

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

When in Rome do what the Romans do. When in the South deep fry anything. And when at the Double D just have fun playing with food. So we're gonna deep fry our Big Butt Salad and serve it up with garlic bread, homemade chips and french fries.

Chipped Beef and Peas on Toast

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Just like Mamma used to make. Not much to say about it. It's chipped beef and peas in a white sauce on Wonder Bread toast. Not much to look at, but neither is Wanda and she's nice.

Tutti Fruitti Salad

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Enough fruit for a year. This trough sized (okay, we exaggerate a bit) bowl is loaded with grapes, cherries, papaya, mango, melons, peaches, apples, pears, pineapple and whatever else seems to be in season (or going bad). Served with a side of vanilla yogurt or cottage cheese. Warning: May give you gas.

Kiss The Cook Quiche

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Don't be shy....Real men DO eat it! This "eggs-cellent" pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread.

Trying To Lose Your Big Butt Salad

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

This huge salad simply won't help you with the battle of the bulge (so get the meatloaf). Yeah, there's lettuce and cucumbers and tomatoes - so you can think you'll get skinny, but it's also loaded with cheddar cheese, ham, an endless supply of croutons and enough of our special dressing for you to bathe in. Dressing on the side is not an option!

Holy Crap Chili

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Don't say we didn't warn ya! A bowl of smokin' digestive ruin is what you'll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. If your taste buds survive the heat, you'll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS.

Flapplejacks

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

A Double D Diner Favorite. Our house flapjacks covered with apples that have been sauteed in bourbon butter, topped with caramel sauce, whipped cream and candied walnuts. Yes, you can get it "a la mode". We won't judge.

Thinny Mini

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

A tiny little plate filled with flavorless healthy treats. Cucumber slices and grape tomatoes arranged in a happy face on your tiny little plate. Perfect for them fancy types.

Slurp and Sandwich

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That's it. If you want a pickle, we'll give you one.

Hamancheese Sandwich

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Nothing ordinary about this sandwich. Bourbon glazed ham with melted cheddar cheese on lightly toasted homemade roll. Served with a gigantic pickle and freshly fried chips.

Cheez Wiz It's A Good Burger

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde's Cold Slaw (yes, it's COLD) and a bucket of fries.

Star-Kissed Tuna Platter

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Charlie's favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o' tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we'll throw on a bunch of grapes.

Blue Plate Meat Loaf Dinner

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

What's a diner without a Blue Plate Special? You are gonna love our thick and tasty meat loaf slices smothered with gravy. Served with mashed, baked or fried taters and your choice of veggies. Of course, it's all on a blue plate.

Old McDonald’s Sampler

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

If you can find it on a farm; you’ll find it on this plate. Bacon, sausage, ham, steak, and eggs served with home fries and toast in a souvenir butt-size trough. Wash it all down with Earl’s famous biscuits and gravy. Medical waiver required.

HAMANEGGS

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Just like steakaneggs or hashaneggs, but with bourbon glazed ham. Additional bourbon for parents when dining with three or more children.

STEAKANEGGS

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

So delicious it’ll moooooooooove ya (or your bowels); Eight ounces of strip steak with two eggs and home fries.

HASHANEGGS

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Don't wait 'til St. Patty's day to try Earl’s famous corned beef hash with two eggs of your choice. Served up with homefries and toast.

Pork Chops and Applesauce Breakfast

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Two grilled center cut pork chops with Earlene’s homemade, love-filled applesauce. Served with potato pancakes, 2 eggs & toast.

Br”EGG”fast sliders

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Three grilled snowflake dinner rolls filled with bacon, egg, and cheese. Served with hash browns. Light enough that you'll want to order a pastry before you leave.

Low Carb Plate

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Two bacon strips, two sausage patties, and two eggs dressed with a wedge o'cheese. Make sure you refill your Lipitor prescription on the way home.

Extra-EGGXTRA!

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Our wonderful EGGXTRA Special with a little something extra. Pick your pork (four strips of center cut bacon or one 6-ounce sausage patty) and enjoy it with two eggs, hashbrowns, & toast. Comes with today's edition of the NY Times or the Daily Dribble.

EGGS POPE BENEDICT

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Two poached eggs over two slices of Canadian style bacon on a grilled English Muffin topped off with creamy Hollandaise sauce. Served with hash browns and a canteloupe slice. It’s positively divine!

Fried Zucchini & Rings

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

Got the late night munchies? We don't really need to know how or why you got them; but our Fried Zucchini and Onion Rings Combo will leave you satsified and heavy chested as you lay your weary head to sleep. Comes with sides of sauce, mayonnaise, ketchup, gravy and whatever else you want, Darlin'.

Soft (but hard on your teeth) Drinks

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

All soft drinks (seeing how they're all virtual anyway) are refilled for free. If you can think of a kind of soft drink, we can pretend to serve it to you.

Julius Caesar Salad

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:15:10 +0000

We don't get it either. Why is this salad so popular? Most people seem to hate anchovies and this is loaded with them; not only pureed in the dressing but in whole pieces atop the salad. But we don't ask questions; we just provide service/salad with a smile. So, you'll get romaine, romano, croutons, fish and some bread and butter to wash away the fishy taste.