Double D Diner; World's Only Virtual Diner Fighting Hunger Products

The Canwich

2012-04-24 15:21:15

If it’s in a can it’s on the Canwich. Tuna, salmon, chicken, ham, clams, black beans, chili, and we couldn’t leave out Spam and Vienna Sausage. Topped with sauerkraut and cheese whiz; served on an oversized NY Onion Roll or Bagel. Comes with a side of nothing; there’s no room on the plate. Thank heaven the Canwich is virtual or your increasing can size is something we might be talking about.

Apple Cinnamon Therapyzza

2012-04-02 19:02:04

Is it pizza? Is it lunch? Is it dessert? All we know is that it is therapy and will put smiles on your faces; so says its originator, our Friend Tim. Made from Ciabatta bread and loaded with Mascarpone cheese, sugar, cinnamon and apples! Yum Yum eat em up! Oh wait, yum, yum, donate it away! Serves a lot

Anything You Want

2012-03-19 14:24:14

Not sure what you want? Irritating your friends as you turn the menu pages over and over trying to decide? Wish you could make up your mind? Just order up a serving of Anything You Want. We’ll make it just the way you like. After all, we’re a diner. We have everything. We’ll make anything you want! We’ll do anything for the donation.

Eureka Scott’s Salad Bar!

2011-10-24 17:37:39

Inspired by our favorite male diet guru, (the one who doesn’t wear those hideous shorts), we’ve put in an all-you-can-eat salad bar. So if you keep hearing yourself saying “this time I mean it” when it comes to losing weight you’ll have no problem here. There’s nothing but boring veggies and balsamic vinegar. No croutons. No cheese. No salads with mayo. No bread. No meat. No pudding. Basically there’s no taste. So donate away; and then visit our desserts page.

Healthcare debate roll-up your sleeves and fight roll-up

2011-10-24 12:54:44

Our newest roll-up sandwich: One side of this favorite is loaded with pork fat, liverwurst, olive loaf, roast beef, 4 cheeses, and high fat mayonnaise. The other side of this roll-up comes with turkey breast, tomatoes, hummus, cheese, sprouts, lettuce, and honey dijon mustard. Perfect sandwich for you and a friend who sits on the opposite side of the aisle as you debate healthcare. Enjoy it with 1/2 a side of fruit and 1/2 a side of fries. Don’t forget to keep your phone handy ready to dial 9-1-1!

Zangy Mustard Fondue

2011-08-08 10:47:45

August 5th was National Mustard Day! So our intern Ryan got thinking……..Try our new Zangy Mustard Fondue is served with a variety of meats, including hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks. If you’re brave enough, you can even try some on a marshmallow!

(Can’t) choke on a seed (cuz it’s virtual) Watermelon

2011-08-03 10:45:21

Sit back and relax. Take a bite out of this juicy watermelon and enjoy, but make sure to be careful, you wouldn’t want to choke on a seed. Don’t take this Watermelon for granted its ripe and juicy and trust me you will have leftovers. So take a seat at our diner and make sure to have lots of napkins. (And we’ve got intern Ann in the kitchen just in case you do need CPR)

“Hand”y treat Cheesecake

2011-07-31 11:46:03

Why not donate a slice of cheesecake on a stick? This cake on a stick is just like your favorite ice cream cone; a cold, sweet hand held treat covered in chocolate. It’s too hot out to be inside holding a plate, so come grab a stick of cake, made for your convenience and enjoy the nice weather. (An intern Frankie creation. And he thinks he’s not creative?)

Steamed Patty Inspired By Ariel

2011-07-31 11:41:58

Don’t worry we didn’t throw someone named Patty in the dishwasher; But sometimes you just want a big ole burger. And since our intern Ariel is from CT; home of the steamed cheeseburger; that’s what you’re getting (or not) steamy meat on a sliced bun with melted cheese, mustard, honey mustard, ketchup, tomatoes, lettuce. All the fixin’s you want! We know you’ll enjoy donating this CT creation.

Chocolate Milk Latte

2011-07-31 11:31:21

A chocolaty drink that you can have however you want; hot or cold. But drink it carefully cuz you might burn your sense of taste or freeze it too. Goes great with Cookie’s Cakes or even some of the “Oui-Oui” Toast. (How about that; our intern Efrain has learned how to cross sell; or should we say cross fund raise?)

Burn Your Tongue Hot Fudge Sundae

2011-07-31 11:25:59

On a hot summer day when the sun is beaming on your skin and your mouth has a desire for something cold but a hot side too a hot fudge sundae is what’s right for you. And intern Ramon (obviously a poet) says you can have this with as many different fruit toppings as you’d like; or just different sauces like chocolate & strawberry. Lots and lots of whipped cream; and to top it all how about a nice ripe cherry – a real one (and we’ll even take out the pit!)

You say Lasagna; we say feed your face Laganon!

2011-07-31 11:19:04

July 29th might be National Lasagna Day; but according to our intern Abi any day is a good day eat some. And here’s what he had to say: Believe it or not Lasagna originated from ancient Greek (NOT from Italy) calling it Laganon (hence the items name). You get a big heaping plate of hot, delicious Lasagna just like mother used to make, smothered in meat and béchamel sauce, topped with ricotta, mozzarella, and parmesan cheese, and just a couple drops of hot sauce. This will definitely help with that diet you’re NOT on.

Lolly Licking Ice Cream

2011-07-20 13:59:22

In honor of National Lollipop Day and National Ice Cream Day have we got a treat for you….It’s 4 scoops of Vanilla Bean with 2 of those Big Ole’ Round Rainbow Lollipops stuck in the middle. And guess what….since you’re not eating it but donating it, even the sticks are edible! And our intern Tyler says Go ahead…..Lolly Lick this delicious combination on a nice, hot summer day.

Roe Roe Roe your boat Caviar

2011-07-18 12:20:52

July 18th is National Caviar Day; so why not Roe Roe Roe your boat over and donate some. You don’t need to own a yacht to donate some of our virtual caviar. It’s the finest Beluga Caviar we could imagine – just like every other imaginary thing on this menu. Comes with a side of crackers and one of those little forks so you feel as rich and important as we think you are for helping us fight hunger.

Donate Your (yucky) Veggies Platter!

2011-06-14 14:42:35

We took all the veggies most kids and big kids don’t like and put them on this platter: Celery, Brussels sprouts, cabbage and turnips. June 17th is National Eat All Your Veggies Day; and while kids may not like them we are sure that hungry people would love the opportunity to slather them with butter or serve them with dip and chomp away. So….Don’t Eat It! Donate It! And we’ll do the rest to get those donations to help fight hunger (and get fresh veggies to hungry folks).

Friday Office Bagel & Donut Platter

2011-06-03 12:55:33

Forget stopping at the local Donut or Bagel shop this Friday. Tell your co-workers they’re all too fat and don’t need the extra calories. So instead you donated a platter of Virtual Donuts and Bagels to help fight hunger. It’s got all your faves, tons of cream cheese, loads of frostings and fillings. Yum Yum! Donate It Up! And while you’re at it why not start the collection for next week?

Overpriced Airport Priced Lattes

2011-05-31 13:23:03

It seems like the Double D crowd has become a little sophisticated and started demanding high priced coffee drinks. Well, if they want to pay those high priced coffee prices who are we to say no. So we invested in one of those high priced machines. It makes any flavor you want, comes in Gi-Grande size, has real foam and we even convinced a Colombian Barista to volunteer her time serving them up. So order up and help sip away hunger! Hot. Cold. Iced. However you like.

Chicken Fingers and Toes

2011-05-23 16:18:52

The kids just love em! Our chicken fingers and toes come with a side of french fries and a glass of chocolate milk. Toes you’re saying? Who would want to eat chicken toes? Well can you tell us when you actually saw a chicken with fingers other than on a cartoon which is as imaginary as these fingers and toes. The difference is those fingers make you laugh; but hunger is no laughing matter for us!

Clyde’s Better Side of Gravy…to go

2011-05-23 16:13:51

Nothing better than brown gravy at a diner. Whether it’s on roast beef, meat loaf or your french fries everyone loves gravy – diner style. And Clyde makes a mean brown gravy. Well after hearing people ask for more gravy we thought why not add it to the menu! So now you can donate a side of gravy too – or the $4.95 that will give up to 10 people a hot meal.

Nick’s Pick of the Picnic!

2011-05-12 17:12:12

Before you fire up your own BBQ this year…..Join us at our Ongoing Virtual Picnic to Fight Hunger. You get one virtual foot long hot dog loaded with your choice of kraut, onions, chili, or mustard. On that plate you’ll also find a delicious virtual real beef hamburger. It ain’t got none of that special sauce but it has pickles, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, and onions if you choose. Served with a pickle, french fries and a can of your favorite soda, pop or whatever they call it where you live. But even better is you just helped us bring a summer picnic to some hungry folks this year!

Grilled “Say Cheese” Sandwich

2011-04-07 11:46:17

Now what’s a diner without a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And ours is one you won’t soon forget. In between those two slices of butter-fried rye bread are an international medley of cheeses: cheddar, swiss, gouda, american and provolone. Want tomato and bacon? No problem. And no extra charge. Ain’t costing us anything. This sandwich is to die for. And with all that butter and cheese you would it if were real. Comes with a pickle and chips.

Peanut Butter & Cake Frosting Sandwich

2011-02-28 21:13:40

Leave it to Clyde. Order comes back for PB&J; he grabs the whole wheat, the peanut butter and………….uh, oh. Seems the Senior Citizens did steal all the jelly. So what’s a big kid to do in order to satisfy the little kids? And there it was Chocolate Cake Frosting! Big Kid Tested. Mother Approved. Well, Mother Goose.

Sonya’s No Run of the Mill Bananajacks

2011-02-22 11:58:58

This one is for kids. What happens when you give a 10 year old some flapjack batter, ripe bananas, butter, sprinkles, a masher, some whipped cream and a mom who may have not been paying attention. Well they may not look pretty but can’t you see the love in your child’s eyes when you tell him or her what she just did to help feed a hungry person?

Cruise Ship Buffet Waste

2011-01-21 21:21:30

Imagine 32 chicken fingers, 600 french fries, 14 hot dogs, 6 hamburgers, 19 potato skins and 8 desserts about to be tossed into the trash cuz the person who stacked them on his plate was a bit overzealous. And imagine if we could get those leftovers and give them to a hungry person or two or 22. Heck, imagine if we could take the hungry on a cruise for a week. I bet they would act a bit more civilized. But we can only imagine……..you donating this great buffet meal to help feed some good people.

Janice’s Tip-plets of Beef that might get you Tipsy

2010-12-29 17:30:57

Everyone loves Beef Tips. Well these tips are to die for. Well actually some people might die if you don’t order them; not that we want to use guilt to get you to donate. But imagine big chunks of beef swimming in enough red wine and mushrooms to make those folks over at the local pub thinking maybe this is a great addition for their bar food menu. Over a bed of whole wheat noodles and wham………enough to feed Miss Janice and lots of her friends. After all, Janice loves to cook 4u!

Nancy’s Imaginary Holiday MORSEls

2010-12-22 12:16:16

We all have one of those friends who loves to bake. But for whatever reason they don’t like to ship goods to their friends. (Maybe their baking isn’t as good say they believe after all.) Inspired by our friend Nancy…..Imagine a big platter of your favorite holiday treats. They’re red, green, blue and silver. They’ve got sprinkles, icing and those red cinnamon things. The platter is 2 feet tall; enough sugar to turn 8 reindeer into a rocket powered machine. Well since Nancy won’t send them to anyone, you won’t get these either; but the money you spend will help feed a hungry family tonight.

The RECESSitator’s Caramelized Pecan Pie

2010-11-24 12:48:01

Only a guy in a propeller can come up with this one. Real Pumpkin; none of that canned crap. Pecans. Sugar. Oreo cookie crust. Butter. Butter. Butter. More Sugar. Honey. Are you arteries clogging yet? Your diabetes about to go to the moon? Want the recipe? He was even nice enough to share it http://richdigirolamo.com/pumpkin-pie

Brown Rice KRISpy Treats

2010-04-30 12:57:50

Sometimes you just want to think you’re eating healthy. So we took a good ole favorite and did our best. Yes, we know Brown Rice may not be the most tasty but it is a healthier choice. And with all the butter ‘n sugar in this favorite you won’t taste the difference. Actually you won’t taste it anyway since you’re donating it to help feed the hungry.

Miss Lucy’s Birthday Surprise Big Ole Cupcake

2010-04-21 11:34:13

They say it’s your birthday! Well today is someone’s birthday. And you have no idea what to give them? How about a cupcake? It’s cheap. It’s the batter from carrot cake, chocolate cake, and vanilla cake all mixed together topped with whatever kinda frosting you like, sprinkles, red hots and a big ole candle. And let us know who the cupcake is for; we’ll let them know of your kindness.

CELEBRATION CAKE

2010-04-19 15:33:16

Now you can have your cake and DONATE it too! Order up this specialty cake in honor of that special person’s special occasion. You can have chocolate, red velvet, carrot, banana, plain old boring yellow, marble, strawberry, pistachio, whatever you can think of. Then we’ll top it with buttercream, cream cheese, whipped cream, merengue, marshmallow, fruit….oh heck, use your imagination (it’s not real!) Once you order it, you can go to our “Keep in Touch” tab, give us all the details (cake flavor you like, frosting, etc. Don’t forget about including THEIR email address in the comment), and we will send a special birthday notification to your special someone. Give a generous gift that will fill everybody up.

One Wicked Good Omelet

2010-04-17 14:27:38

A 3-egg omelet filled with avocado, meunster cheese (not that cheap meunster cheese either), and just enough salsa to spice it up. Clyde puts those colored tortilla strips on top, just like they do in those fancy taco places. Comes with some grapes and an Immodium tablet at no extra charge. Might not sound it, but it’s “wicked good”!

“Clam Up” Roll

2010-04-12 15:29:11

This piled-high sandwich will keep you clammed up for a while! We take a double-handful of those slimy critters, batter ‘em and fry ‘em till they’re crispy and crunchy, throw ‘em on a toasted hard roll, slap on some tasty tartar sauce and let you decide about the lettuce and tomato. It wouldn’t be a clam roll if it didn’t come with fries.

SPC’s Strained Coffee

2010-03-23 20:56:23

We discovered this liquid silk at Sugar Pearl’s Cafe in Syracuse, N.Y., where the coffee is expertly strained as it is poured into the cup. It’s a few pennies more than our everyday bottomless cup o’joe, but you can be sure that you won’t be sucking grinds out of the bottom of this one.

Andrew’s Yummus Hummus

2010-03-23 20:47:48

Yippee! Ya’Sou! That’s Greek for “You are gonna LOVE these smushed up chickpeas!” First we smash ‘em, then we mix them up with tahini (whatever that is…), lemon, and a boatload of garlic. Served with fresh pita pieces by Clyde dressed as Zorba the Geek.

“Oui-Oui” Toast

2010-03-23 20:33:59

We asked our friend Carly if she enjoyed our French toast. Her reply? “Oui, Oui!” So don’t poo-poo our Oui-Oui Toast until you’ve tried it. Three thick slices of French bread, dipped and sauteed just like they do in that fancy country of Paris. Syrup and sausage on the side.

Criss-Cross Blueberry Pie

2010-03-23 20:20:42

Debbie’s favorite! This pie is SO good that you are gonna want more than one piece…and the lattice crust-work Clyde does is a work of art! For these reasons, we are giving you an entire pie for yourself. Don’t worry about blueberry pie thighs…you Don’t EAT it anyway!

Mario’s Stuffed With We-Don’t-Know What Mushrooms

2010-02-01 14:59:35

Okay, we see there are mushrooms and that they’re stuffed; but with what we couldn’t tell ya. The stuff inside is brown and black. It’s crumbly looking. They’re overstuffed with whatever they’re stuffed with. It’s topped with something that resembles a piece of fish?? We don’t see visions of holy spirits when we look at it. Ah, go ahead and order it. How bad can it be when you’re not eating it but donating it?

Double Dutch Hot Chocolate

2010-01-30 12:40:23

Yep, inspired by our pal Lucy we imported a Dutch Girl to make this sweet sensation (it was cheaper than importing chocolate all the time). It’s creamy, chocolaty and great for those cold winter days; or after spending time with those cold hearted people we sometimes run into. And Clyde says you can have as many marshmallows as you like.

Rainy Day Tomato Soup

2010-01-25 18:54:39

What’s better than a steaming hot bowl of Tomato Soup on a gray and rainy day?
Order this and we will keep it coming until you say “Uncle” (or “No more for me, thanks.”) Comes with a plain old grilled cheese sandwich and a blanket.

Kiss My Jalapeno Cheese Grits!

2010-01-23 13:22:55

Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it’s better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won’t even notice those as you’re licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba!

Cookie’s Cakes

2010-01-18 03:08:43

We twisted her arm until Cookie crumbled and gave us this recipe for pecan chocolate-chip pancakes. A hint of vanilla in the batter will wake up your senses if not your sensibilities. Just when you thought something chocolate with nuts couldn’t get any better….we’ll throw on some strawberries and great gobs of whipped cream if you ask real nice. Cookie suggest a slab of ham on the side. (What the heck? You Don’t EAT it…you DONATE it!)

So Cheezy Cheesecake

2010-01-14 11:57:08

Move over NY; this is Clyde Style Cheesecake. There’s so much cream cheese in this cake that we bought stock in that company down in Philadephia. But don’t worry; all dividends will go to feeding the hungry. And you won’t go hungry eating this 5″ high piece of pie. Oh wait, you will; after all you donated it!

Assorted Cakes & Pies

2010-01-14 11:53:44

Unlike those other diners we really will serve you up a platter of assorted cakes and pies. After all, if you’re gonna advertise something and then bring out one piece that’s hardly what we consider assorted. You’ll get a piece of strawberry shortcake, carrot cake, cheesecake, boston creme pie, lemon meringue pie and whatever else we have too much of. Serves a group – or the two folks who inspired the Double D to open.

Steak

2009-12-28 20:41:54

The king of all steaks, this 11 oz. strip steak will have your mouth watering before it hits the table. Clyde knows how to handle meat and this one does not disappoint. Grilled to your liking and smothered in onions and mushrooms, this tasty plate comes with potatoes of your choice and corn on the cob.

EGGSXtra Special!

2009-12-28 20:03:55

Two eggs (our choice; you’re not eating it anyway), toast, hash browns and coffee.

Deaf by Chocolate

2009-12-28 19:58:52

You will be SO wrapped up in devouring this culinary masterpiece, that you won’t even hear your tablemates begging for a bite. Three layers of rich, gooey, chocolate deliciousness that’ll leave you in a sugar coma in no time.

All American Apple Pie

2009-12-28 19:54:56

Flaky, buttery crust surrounds the delicately spiced apple chunks inside. We heat it, throw a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top, and then we drizzle it with hot caramel sauce. You are gonna bust a girdle over this one.

Vera’s Milkshake

2009-12-28 19:45:39

Vanilla, Chocolate, Banana, or Mint Chocolate Chip. This is the real deal. Made with homemade ice cream and the finest make-believe ingredients we can afford. In honor of that famous clumsy waitress Vera, we even give you that extra bit that dropped on the way to your table. Beware the brain freeze.

96 Year Old Juice (Apple, Cranberry, Pear, Grapefruit, Papaya, Guava, Carrot)

2009-12-28 19:23:07

It’s all in there. Anything we could find. This quart sized concoction is made on the spot in our handy dandy juicer. If it kept Jack L. alive for 96 years it’s gotta be worth a try. And definitely worth donating! Wouldn’t you agree?

Coffee and Tea

2009-12-28 19:18:51

Bottomless cup.

Milk (Whole, 2%, 1%, skim, soy, buttermilk, chocolate, rice, almond, lactose free, or Mother’s)

2009-12-28 19:16:40

It does a body good.

Just a Taste

2009-12-28 19:11:38

Stick a fork in it, you’re done! We will stick a fork (or a spoon if necessary) into one of our delicious desserts and give ya just a taste. Perfect for those watching their figure.

Banana Bread Pudding

2009-12-28 19:07:30

You’ll be swinging from the trees once you try this! Warm and delicious, this cinnamon spiced banana bread pudding can be topped off with chocolate sauce and whipped cream if you like. The nuts are already inside.

Stinky Bread

2009-12-28 18:56:43

One half loaf of garlic bread smothered in more garlic and melted Parmesan cheese. Yummmmmy! You’re gonna remember this bread tomorrow.

Stinky Scampi

2009-12-28 18:53:11

OOOOOO-wee! Tons of garlic and mounds of shrimp covered in a garlic wine sauce and served over a big plate of noodles. Served with a side of Stinky Bread and some Tic-Tacs.

Iron Man Liver and Onions

2009-11-23 00:26:34

It really does get a bad rap. But with enough carmelized onions, you can hardly taste the liver. Don’t worry about the accumulations of toxins such as pesticides, hormones and antibiotics generally found in the liver of older animals. Just think about all that iron you’ll be taking in! Comes with a side of brussel sprouts and breath mints.

Chicken and Bisquits

2009-11-22 21:20:49

This delicious chicken fell off the bone, landed in some succulent gravy and is served up next to little clouds of dough that practically melt in your mouth. Granny would be proud to serve it herself.

Spaghetti and Meatloaf

2009-11-22 21:02:20

On top of spaghetti (all covered with cheese) we’ve cut up our meatloaf…into balls that will please! You’ll get up from the table, you’ll roll out the door, and soon you’ll come back ‘cuz you’ll have to have more!
Served with garlic bread balls.

Dumbo Gumbo

2009-11-22 12:40:46

Let’s really talk about the elephant in the room – that most of us eat more in one meal than some people eat in a week. This giant size bowl of chicken gumbo (inspired by our friends in New Orleans, LA) is a reminder of how a little can feed a lot.

AppleTizer Dessert for 2

2009-11-22 12:32:44

Great for the late night munchies or anytime. We’re gonna start you with diner-made (better than homemade) apple cider with a side of apple donuts. How about we add a big ole hunk of Wanda’s homemade apple pie and a nice sized serving of Clyde’s apple crisp. Hey, remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. This oughta work for a month.

PPP at the DDD

2009-11-13 15:01:53

Our Philanthropy Pie Plate at the Double D Diner. Order this and you’ve ordered a round of dessert for the whole place. This item features our assorted cakes and pies, puddings and cobblers. You get the whole “kit and caboodle” for your generosity. We’ll throw in the coffee for free. (One cup per person please.) Feeds 8 gluttenous individuals.

Turtle Pie

2009-11-13 14:49:02

Poke your head in for a piece of this frozen, chewy delight. Our chocolate crust is filled with vanilla ice cream, toffee bar, caramel sauce, roasted peanuts and chocolate sauce.

Mean Cobbler

2009-11-13 14:35:09

No, we are not talking about a nasty shoemaker. You’ve probably heard that we make a mean peach cobbler…well you are just gonna love these fresh peach slices that are baked with brown sugar, lemon and a smidge of Amaretto. We top ‘em off with with a flaky brown sugar cinnamon dough and a glob of fresh whipped cream is always added in honor of our friend Alice over at that other diner in Phoenix.

Pot Roast Soup

2009-11-13 14:19:15

Another name for our beef stew. Chunks of our moist and delicious pot roast, potatoes, carrots, turnips, peas, and onions, soaking in a brown gravy. Earl likes to throw in a swig of his brother’s homemade red wine for good measure. Better the next day, so take some home (or come in on a Thursday).

Surprise of the Day

2009-11-13 14:18:50

Basically the cost of a medium coffee at your overpriced coffee shop; but your chance to visit the Double D regularly and make a difference. So give up your coffee a few times this month. And our coffee is a heck of a lot cheaper anyway. Today’s surprise is………. Egg Surprise. We don’t know what it looks like yet either.

Fries For Guys (and women’s thighs)

2009-11-13 14:03:18

A basket o’ fries like no other- made with love and some other stuff we can’t tell you about. Fresh and hand cut; these potatoes are from a secret garden in Ireland and flown daily to the US…which is why these fries to die for cost so much. But don’t worry; you’re worth it – and so are the folks you’re helping out!

Chicken Croquettes

2009-11-13 14:02:56

Giant fried chicken balls. Of course, you’ll get three of ‘em on a steaming pile of mashed potatoes and we’ll cover ‘em with some sauce. These are Clyde’s great grandma’s secret recipe. But don’t worry; she didn’t croak on her croquettes.

Vegetable of the Day

2009-11-13 13:57:24

The Vegetable of the Day changes daily; sometimes hourly. It might be peas or beans or carrots or corn or spinach or who knows what. But don’t worry; it’ll be good no matter what it is. So order up – you’re donating it anyway silly.

Deep Fried Salad

2009-11-13 13:45:52

When in Rome do what the Romans do. When in the South deep fry anything. And when at the Double D just have fun playing with food. So we’re gonna deep fry our Big Butt Salad and serve it up with garlic bread, homemade chips and french fries.

Tutti Fruitti Salad

2009-11-13 13:39:06

Enough fruit for a year. This trough sized (okay, we exaggerate a bit) bowl is loaded with grapes, cherries, papaya, mango, melons, peaches, apples, pears, pineapple and whatever else seems to be in season (or going bad). Served with a side of vanilla yogurt or cottage cheese.

Warning: May give you gas.

Kiss The Cook Quiche

2009-11-13 13:30:38

Don’t be shy….Real men DO eat it! This “eggs-cellent” pie is filled with sausage and peppers, spaghetti and onion bits. Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it. Comes with a side salad and a half-loaf of garlic bread.

Trying To Lose Your Big Butt Salad

2009-11-13 13:30:21

This huge salad simply won’t help you with the battle of the bulge (so get the meatloaf). Yeah, there’s lettuce and cucumbers and tomatoes – so you can think you’ll get skinny, but it’s also loaded with cheddar cheese, ham, an endless supply of croutons and enough of our special dressing for you to bathe in. Dressing on the side is not an option!

Holy Crap Chili

2009-11-05 16:41:57

Don’t say we didn’t warn ya! A bowl of smokin’ digestive ruin is what you’ll get when you order this. Not for the faint of heart. Tons of beans. Tons of meat. If your taste buds survive the heat, you’ll find that this delicacy is quite flavorful. Comes with a side of TUMS and a roll of TP.

Thinny Mini

2009-11-05 15:08:27

A tiny little plate filled with flavorless healthy treats. Cucumber slices and grape tomatoes arranged in a happy face on your tiny little plate. Perfect for them fancy types.

Slurp and Sandwich

2009-11-05 14:54:39

A steaming hot bowl of our Soup of the Day and a (whole, not half) sandwich of your choice. By the way, your choice is between the Sandwich Special of the Day and the Hamancheese. That’s it. If you want a pickle, we’ll give you one.

Cheez Wiz It’s A Good Burger

2009-11-05 14:38:53

Our 1/3 pound burger, topped with melted Cheez Wiz, bacon bits and onions. Served with BBQ sauce or honey mustard dressing (or both). Comes with a side of Clyde’s Cold Slaw (yes, it’s COLD) and a bucket of fries.

Star-Kissed Tuna Platter

2009-11-05 14:17:37

Charlie’s favorite! Tastes better than it smells, this platter includes a double scoop o’ tuna, with tomatoes and lettuce. Sometimes we’ll throw on a bunch of grapes.

Old McDonald’s Sampler

2009-11-02 18:52:34

If you can find it on a farm; you’ll find it on this plate. Bacon, sausage, ham, steak, and eggs served with home fries and toast in a souvenir butt-size trough. Wash it all down with Earl’s famous biscuits and gravy. Medical waiver required.

STEAKANEGGS

2009-11-02 18:51:19

So delicious it’ll moooooooooove ya (or your bowels); Eight ounces of strip steak with two eggs and home fries.

Pork Chops and Applesauce Breakfast

2009-11-02 18:48:58

Two grilled center cut pork chops with Clyde’s homemade, love-filled applesauce. Served with potato pancakes, 2 eggs & toast. And for our older friends; it’s a favorite of Peter Brady

Br”EGG”fast sliders

2009-11-02 18:46:52

Three grilled snowflake dinner rolls filled with bacon, egg, and cheese. Served with hash browns. Light enough that you’ll want to order a pastry before you leave.

Low Carb Plate

2009-11-02 18:45:29

Two bacon strips, two sausage patties, and two eggs dressed with a wedge o’cheese. Make sure you refill your Lipitor prescription on the way home.

Extra-EGGXTRA!

2009-11-02 18:44:03

Our wonderful EGGXTRA Special with a little something extra. Pick your pork (four strips of center cut bacon or one 6-ounce sausage patty) and enjoy it with two eggs, hashbrowns, & toast. Comes with today’s edition of the NY Times or the Daily Dribble.

EGGS POPE BENEDICT

2009-11-02 18:42:47

Two poached eggs over two slices of Canadian style bacon on a grilled English Muffin topped off with creamy Hollandaise sauce. Served with hash browns and a canteloupe slice. It’s positively divine!

Soft (but hard on your teeth) Drinks

2009-10-09 07:40:38

All soft drinks (seeing how they’re all virtual anyway) are refilled for free. If you can think of a kind of soft drink, we can pretend to serve it to you.

Julius Caesar Salad

2009-10-09 07:38:42

We don’t get it either. Why is this salad so popular? Most people seem to hate anchovies and this is loaded with them; not only pureed in the dressing but in whole pieces atop the salad. But we don’t ask questions; we just provide service/salad with a smile. So, you’ll get romaine, romano, croutons, fish and some bread and butter to wash away the fishy taste.