A 3-egg omelet filled with avocado, meunster cheese (not that cheap meunster cheese either), and just enough salsa to spice it up. Clyde puts those colored tortilla strips on top, just like they do in those fancy taco places. Comes with some grapes and an Immodium tablet at no extra charge. Might not sound it, but it’s “wicked good”!

We asked our friend Carly if she enjoyed our French toast. Her reply? “Oui, Oui!” So don’t poo-poo our Oui-Oui Toast until you’ve tried it. Three thick slices of French bread, dipped and sauteed just like they do in that fancy country of Paris. Syrup and sausage on the side.

Inspired after that famous waitress Flo, these cheesy grits are so good, you are gonna smack yourself silly! Loaded with Cheddar and chiles it’s better than you would ever believe! We throw some bacon bits on, but you probably won’t even notice those as you’re licking the bowl clean. Ay Carumba!

We twisted her arm until Cookie crumbled and gave us this recipe for pecan chocolate-chip pancakes. A hint of vanilla in the batter will wake up your senses if not your sensibilities. Just when you thought something chocolate with nuts couldn’t get any better….we’ll throw on some strawberries and great gobs of whipped cream if you ask real nice. Cookie suggest a slab of ham on the side. (What the heck? You Don’t EAT it…you DONATE it!)

Two eggs (our choice; you’re not eating it anyway), toast, hash browns and coffee.

Bottomless cup.

A Double D Diner Favorite. Our house flapjacks covered with apples that have been sauteed in bourbon butter, topped with caramel sauce, whipped cream and candied walnuts. Yes, you can get it “a la mode”. We won’t judge.

If you can find it on a farm; you’ll find it on this plate. Bacon, sausage, ham, steak, and eggs served with home fries and toast in a souvenir butt-size trough. Wash it all down with Earl’s famous biscuits and gravy. Medical waiver required.

So delicious it’ll moooooooooove ya (or your bowels); Eight ounces of strip steak with two eggs and home fries.

Two grilled center cut pork chops with Earlene’s homemade, love-filled applesauce. Served with potato pancakes, 2 eggs & toast.

Three grilled snowflake dinner rolls filled with bacon, egg, and cheese. Served with hash browns. Light enough that you’ll want to order a pastry before you leave.

Two bacon strips, two sausage patties, and two eggs dressed with a wedge o’cheese. Make sure you refill your Lipitor prescription on the way home.

Our wonderful EGGXTRA Special with a little something extra. Pick your pork (four strips of center cut bacon or one 6-ounce sausage patty) and enjoy it with two eggs, hashbrowns, & toast. Comes with today’s edition of the NY Times or the Daily Dribble.

Two poached eggs over two slices of Canadian style bacon on a grilled English Muffin topped off with creamy Hollandaise sauce. Served with hash browns and a canteloupe slice. It’s positively divine!